Now let's hear it for the most enchanting women of all...
100º C - Hermione Granger
Pros- Hot hot hot hot hot. And she is b-e-a-utiful. I feel like I’ve had a nice glass of Amortentia whenever I see her.
Other pros- She’s got the brains and personality to match the outside.
90º C - Alex Russo
Pro - Absolutely enchanting. She has attitude a plenty.
Downside- Is known to have total tools for bf’s. (in real life as well in character)
Pro - She’s so cute when she wiggles her nose. She must know we can appreciate the whole Helen Parr thing.
Con- her family can be a real pain sometimes.
80º C - Scarlett Witch
Pro- Has the whole leather, freaky mutant thing flowin’.
Con- Cross her the wrong way and not only will you end up hexed, but you’ll have Magneto to answer to.
Pro- She defined what it was like to be a teenage witch. Reminds us of childhood in the 90’s
Con- I’m not sure how I feel about having a talking cat following us around...
65º C - Willow
Pro- If Hermione didn’t prove that we like the whole nerdy witch thing, Willow does.
Con- She may or may not destroy the world if you make her moody.
60º C - Galadriel
Pro- She eminates grace and love and is powerful to boot.
Con- Show a little emotion girl!
Pro- If you’re into the whole psychotic goth thing, she’s the girl for you. She probably knows where the best raves in town are going down.
Con- Her hair is full of secrets and she’s a super freak, not in the good way. That is not a good combo.
40º C - Jadis
Pro- She’s pretty cool to hang out with because her treats bring all them boys to her cause.
Con- She's a bit of an ice queen. No one kills Aslan and gets away with it. NO ONE.
30º C - Glinda the Good
Pro- Very caring. She knows how to get you home... bow chicka bowwow.
Con- If we think the talking cat is annoying.... imagine the munchkins..... hordes of munchkins.....
20º C - Malificent
Con- Scary. Evil.
Double Con- She can turn into a real dragon when she’s in the wrong mood.
Pro: She can turn into a dragon... like a boss.
Con- Overweight, malignant, tricksy little hobbit.
Double Con- The six legs and creepy squids aren’t doing it for me.
Triple Con - She doesn’t ask for much... JUST YOUR VOICE!
Triple Con - She doesn’t ask for much... JUST YOUR VOICE!
0º C - Martha Coury
Pro: So hott, she was burned at the stake
Con- Convicted as a witch in Salem. So not cool.
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