Careless Whisperz: Let's Hear it for the Boys

I want to begin by stating that these men are total monsters. Evil incarnate. They've committed terrible crimes against humanity and this post should in no way hint that these terrible men are in any way worthy of admiration.

That being said, now let's have some fun by talking about them objectively! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

100º C - Julius Caesar
Great conqueror, great sculptures, and great salads

90º - Fidel Castro
With his ever-present cigar and fantastic beard, where else does he belong? Qué machísimo!

80º C - Benito Mussolini
I could get lost in those beady little eyes. And his jaw looks like it's used for crushing things.

70º C - Saddam Hussein and Joseph Stalin

They're essentially the same person. But they get up this high for their extraordinary "man"-staches.

60º C - Kim Jong Il
What has eight fingers, two thumbs, and is the craziest man alive? THIS GUY. I mean, check out those shades. Last time I checked there weren't any night clubs in Pyongyang. Actually, there isn't much of anything in North Korea. So he get's a +1 and a -1 for being crazy.

50º C - Mao Zedong
Excuse me, sir, is that a third eye on your chin? Nope, that's just a massive mole. Also, Princess Amidala called and she want's her mini-wig back. Yet, he does have somewhat of a friendly grandpa vibe going on in this picture... He was quite talented with propaganda.

40º C - Francisco Franco
Please, the Hitler Stache had been so DONE before. Also, I can't find a parking space for my bus. Do you mind if I use your FOREHEAD?

30º C - Adolph Hitler
This man is down here solely on principle. If he had been deformed physically he would have been further. He just looks scary. Don't even want to talk about it. (His eyes will follow you around the room. I tried.)

20º C - Napoleon Bonaparte
Instead of delineating why he's down here, I decided to give him some nicknames instead.
Napoleon "Baby-face" Bonaparte
Napoleon "Lord Farquad" Bonaparte
Napoleon "Humpty-Dumpty" Bonaparte
Napoleon "Can't-get-my-hand-out-of-my-waistcoat" Bonaparte
etc.

10º C - Vladimir Lenin

1) He looks like a gremlin. 2) He looks like a mad scientist. 3) Beard is a little to devilish. 4) Check out that chrome dome. That is one arid scalp.

***Special Outlier***